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you win
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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