My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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