i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
and you fell through a lawn chair
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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