we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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