Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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