just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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