I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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