So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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