the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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