i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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