Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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