Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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