You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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