how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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