you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.