My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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