We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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