Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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