I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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