she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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