everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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