He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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