I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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