i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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