She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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