Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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