who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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