remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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