And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
my liver is dry heaving
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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