i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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