Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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