If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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