I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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