i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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