Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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