But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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