Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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