grandma shit on top of the toilet
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do vagina's smell?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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