i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just gargled with NyQuil
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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