Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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