Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
my being single is dangerous.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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