didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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