He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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