capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Green mimosas i think yes
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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