somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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