its not stalking. its research.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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