so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Randomize
