Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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