So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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