is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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