We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
