a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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