ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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