How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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