my sisters under your porch take her home
false alarm. still invincible.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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