she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Houston, we have a blender
I need moral support for this bender
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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