Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.